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Goodbye, Chicago

Some of you know that I’m moving in the near future to Arizona. Well, I guess anyone reading this knows as of the previous sentence. That’s why I’ve been a bit non-responsive and updating things even less frequently than usual. Bear with me, I should be flying to my new place (which I was off for a week or so finding and purchasing furniture for) sometime at the beginning of January. Anyone who has purchased Snapchat from me will keep access at least until I’m settled etc. Anyone who is thinking of adding me can go ahead for my currently low as fuck $5. If you add it to the cart on this website, instructions for completing your order with Bitcoin or with other off-site methods like gift cards, cam sites or Google Wallet will be shown to you at checkout. And of course, I have some videos up, too, if any of you haven’t got those you’re interested in already.

Aside from that, I won’t be on cam or Skype or etc. until I am all moved in and whatnot. But please don’t forget I exist. I’ll definitely be back in the new year. Shit’s just all sorts of stressful and hectic right now, so I need to deal with my head exploding constantly before things can get back to normal. Send pizza and kittens. See ya in 2015!

Goodbye, Nova Scotia

This is my last night in Nova Scotia with my sister. Tomorrow morning I’m taking the shuttle to Halifax, spending the rest of the day and night in a hotel, then flying back to Chicago at way-too-early o’clock on Thursday morning. I hope Thanksgiving travel won’t turn out too Planes, Trains & Automobiles on me! It shouldn’t be too bad here in Canada, considering it’s not a holiday in this country. Then again, maybe there are tons of people trying to visit family in America? I guess I’ll find out.

Might be camming or otherwise accosting the internet with my presence from the hotel tomorrow, considering I’ll have nothing to do there all day but watch whatever is on their shitty cable. It all depends on how good their internet is (I always get stuck in hotels with utter shite internet).

Either way, this is the week I’m finally starting up my Snapchat account, and it’s freakin’ cheap for now, since I have no idea what I’m doing and very few friends on there at the moment! (Plus, there’s this whole thing where I’m moving to another state probably within the next… month(?) or so? It’s all very confusing…)

Anyway, check that out either on Chaturbate or get it slightly cheaper here if you’re down with gift cards or even cheaper if you can muster up Bitcoins.

I don’t know what I’ll have to show you in the near future, because my life is kind of up in the air right now. Could be exciting, wanna find out with me? Probably there will be boobs. That’s about all I know for sure.

No, I did not scan my Preferred Card and you know that perfectly well

The self-checkout at the grocery store just yelled at me for not bagging the tax on my alcohol. I know that taxes can be a heavy burden, but metaphorically so. I didn’t think that you could actually weigh them. Especially not the $1.03 Cook County liquor tax on a bottle of Svedka. That has to be fairly light, even as a metaphor. I told the machine I did not wish to bag that item.